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Wanna' guess why I'm upset?!?!?

a. You left me alone for too long today!
b. You had the nerve to WEAR the socks I chew on?
c. Wha'dya mean I can't pee on the floor?
d.  And just WHY CAN'T I hump the cat  ?!?!
e.  You're doin' WHAT to my manhood !?!?!?