How do you Bathe your Cat?

I thought you loved me!

You just wait .. I'll get even with you for this....

You said the water was warm!!!!

I don't like you anymore.....

I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!

You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!

No, I am NOT your good kitty!

What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!

Why can't I get any traction?

I wish I could get on my knees to pray

No, no, no, no! Damn it all ... I said "NO!"