Deluxe airbrush holder
by Angus
McDonald
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It's one of
those things that you only realise you need when you actually need it. By
then it's a touch too late.
There you are:
desperately
holding the airbrush in one hand;
desperately
trying to keep the colour cup level so you don't get paint all over the
place;
desperately
doing something vital with your other hand (e.g. opening a jar of paint).
The more
dexterous, athletic or desperate will also be employing teeth, toes, arms, etc.
All the while
awful things are happening to your beautifully built, partially painted model.
We've all been
there, haven't we? And we've always promised ourselves (on my mother's
grave, Yer honour, cross my heart and hope to die) to get an airbrush holder.
But somehow it never happens. There is always something more interesting
to look at. There is always something more interesting to spend your cash
on.
So it was for seven years I did the one handed airbrush shuffle. Then one day, resting as I was between contracts, I had a bit of time on my hands. A grim determination took hold of me, and shook me by the scruff of my neck. It’s an unnerving experience. I decided to make myself an airbrush holder. Come on folks, as a tight fisted Yorkshireman, with the possibility of Scottish blood coursing through my veins, you didn't expect me to buy one, did you? Shame on you.
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Various designs
flitted through my scattered brain cells, some of them based on commercial
units, with arms, and bases, and curvy bits. I even started to un-ravel a
red-plastic coated wire coat hook to provide artistic wire, thought about
disappearing down to the DIY superstore to get some chrome plated medium gauge
steel rods or that natty brushed aluminium stuff, before sense came flooding to
the fore, and I went for the minimalist (aka cheapest possible) design.
Oh, in
deference to aesthetic design, I rooted around in the garage for suitable off
cuts of wood, perhaps I had the odd bit of exotic (well, exotic for me that is)
wood, like oak or beech or ash. Five minutes hunting, and I found a bit of
3”x2” (75mmx50mm) spruce (left over from building the kiddies garden play
house), and another bit of 2”x1” (50mmx25mm) spruce which I'd used for
something else, so I had to pull various nails out of it first.
After a bit of
experimenting with height-to-width ratios, and finding appropriate angles to
support the airbrush and cup, plus determining where the hose should go, I
eventually sort of hacked bits off here, added bits there, banged nails in other
bits, and made it up as I went along.
It all sort of
came together.
As for why it
is a deluxe model. Why is simple: I bent the nails by hand (actually my
fingers aren't that strong, I was using a sturdy pair of Electricians pliers) to
form a cradle for the airbrush. I discovered that the airbrush went all
skewed if I left the nails straight.
Finally, a
quick skim with a bit of sandpaper (not so much to get mirror smooth surfaces,
more to remove the cobwebs, dead spiders, dead ants, dead wood lice, various
bits of insect poo and other unsavory detritus clinging to the wood) and it was
ready for painting.
I grabbed a
neglected can of Halfords Peugot Graphite grey, and blasted the thing to give it
that 'cool, urbane, modern off black look'.
Finally, I
attached two blobs of anti-skid, adhere to any surface devices to the bottom of
the stand. Amazing stuff, Blutak!
As for the
price of this item? A long intake of breath through the teeth ensues.
'Dunno guv. Yer talking
quality stuff 'ere. I mean the wood alone must be all of... well, let me
see... I guess a reasonable estimate, ball park figure like would be in the
region of 5 pence. As for the 2" (50mm) oval nails. Well, drop
forged, mirror bright finish. I reckon you are looking at another 3 pence.
Then stick in a whopping £1 for the spray paint.’
It does it’s job, and it’s a great conversation piece, once you can make them stop laughing.
Angus
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Fuzzy Photos and text © by Angus McDonald