Top Secret
Using
footage from NASA Mars rovers and orbiters, Security and Intelligence
Division has learned the following astounding news: Dan's Mon-Key has
landed on Mars!
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The
preceding photos, and those that follow clearly show one of Dan's
Monkey's "Banana Brew" fuelled vehicles landed on Mars.
He is apparently using the ice found there to distill water, Oxygen and
Hydrogen to be used as fuel for his return voyage. We are not sure of
any other reason he would be on Mars except as a secure location for his
pirate website hijinks, which was last attempted from orbit in (Section
deleted) and was defeated by
(section
deleted).
His
trademark Tricycle vehicle is seen being used as some sort of
rover/scout car. It appears to be solar powered.
We have based the
following images upon inside information as to the layout of the interior cabin.
The vehicle appears to have two engines for ascent, and one larger one for
descent. Food storage and waste facilities may be on the lower deck, near the
fuel tanks.
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I built this little
ship out of a Ferraro Roche chocolate candy egg, which are available during
Easter time. They are approximately 7 inches tall, and pull apart into two clear
sections. This allows the masking off of windows, and an interior to be inserted
easily. I scratch built the interior, using sheet styrene and greeblies from my
parts department. The Mon-Key is a figure from the "HeroClicks" gaming
collection. The landing gear came from a Monogram 1/48 scale lunar module, as
did the antennas. The exterior and interior foil came from several "Caramilk"
bars. The base was made from a sheet of styrofoam and several grades and clours
of railroad ballast, leaning heavily into the red end to give a nice, rusty Mars
look.
I was tempted to
weather the vehicle up more, but it looked nice the way it was and more
importantly, I kept adding more and more to the whole idea and it was never
reaching completion!
Alvis 3.1
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